O-wha Ta-goo Siam!
Say it over and over again, and you will be enlightened.
This week, I've been packing my telephoto lens every morning in the hope of catching the WVU Rowing Team at practice on the river, near where I work. Luck has not smiled on me.
What I did manage to get is nothing worthy of Nat-Geo, but it will have to do. Here is a Canada goose (Branta canadensis) proclaiming its stand-on vessel status.
The next shot is less crisp, but it spoke to me: