Do you know the expression, "when you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail?" I'm afraid I've become that hammer.
I recently got the first lens that one could reasonably call "pro" quality. It's the Canon EF-S 70-200mm f/4L telephoto lens. So, what's one of the first things that I did with a telephoto lens? I shot a flower macro, of course.
There must be a clinic to help people with my kind of problem. When I come back from it, I hope to post some actual telephoto pictures.