But I'm going somewhere with this, and I had better get there... another idea for my first million dollars: flu masks for poultry, i..e., chickens and ducks. This is going to be a test of my PhotoShop skills, because I doubt that I'm actually going to be able to get masks on a bird for real.
I did some marketing research on Google, looking to see if anyone else has come up with my brilliant idea. So far, it's MY idea. Visions of crowd funding are dancing in my head.
Oh, BTW, in my search, this was among the first hits: a DIY mask: